Thomas Big Pine (elhoserboy) wrote,
Thomas Big Pine
elhoserboy

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Boy Am I a Hoser

Well, I've waited until the 13th hour again...the unemployment checks have dried up and now I've got no job, no money, and no prospects.

I can honestly say that I haven't been this scared since I found out you can get herpes even if you wear a condom (on account of the ball slappage).
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