"Internet that logs on to you."
What the FUCK does that mean?
Two quick notes for the ladies:
1) Any man caught driving a Suzuki Swift, will undoubtedly be 8-plus inches when caught with his pants down.
2) I drive a Toyota 4-Runner. Limited. Two-tone paint. Did I mention it was Limited?
And finally: One day when I am very rich, I will have two swimming pools. One will be filled with the standard chlorinated water. My second pool, however, will be filled with either milk, Jell-O, or amniotic fluid. I haven't decided yet.
Wow. That was easy. Maybe I'll make my next post like...one sentence!