I don't know. I've never met two guys like them who seem to absolutely revel in making other people feel like outsiders. I've also never met two guys who seem to want to hump me as much as they seem to. If Micah asks me for a hug one more time, I'm going to piss on his David-Bowie-from-Labyrinth-gay-pirate jacket.
So we get to Berkeley and drive around for at least half-an-hour trying to find a parking space. Then we hang with Lauren and Kat for a while and I got to meet the infamous "Vicki." I didn't actually believe that she existed - I thought she was Lauren/Kat's imaginary friend or something. But she is in fact a real person - and a real NICE person at that!
I wanted to have some crazy fun, like naked twister or drunk ice-skating, but everyone else (except for Kat) decided to sit around and CROCHET! I swear to God I thought I was in a convalescent home. I'm not a 'scenester' but I'm under the impression that this is a cool thing to do because you can crochet your own scarf? And that's important or something. I don't know...
Micah, Blake and I eventually left, but not before Lauren got extremely poobacious and managed to knock over or stumble into everything in the apartment. At first we were laughing at her, but then I think she might have laughed too at one point, so technically we were laughing with her.
Oh yeah, and Kat took a picture of the side of my head and then showed it to me and I was absolutely shocked at how much hair is on the side and back of my head. It's horrid, but I won't cut it Melanie! Not on your life.
And finally, I saw a white "liberal-looking" woman driving a car with a bumper sticker that read:
"A woman's place is in the house and senate."
And that's all I have to say about that.