November 20th, 2002

beard

I Need A Jobby Job - Part Four

SANTA CLAUS EXTRAORDINAIRE

Are you a jolly person with a winning personality who likes to spread cheer? Can you maintain your cheeriness while passing out candy canes for 2-3 hours at a time wearing a Santa Claus suit? We are a small company in the Potrero District that needs a Santa to hand out flyers with candy canes to passersby from about 11am to 2pm on Fri., Nov. 29, and from about 4pm to 6pm most weekdays through Dec. 23. You may be asked to work some Saturday daytime shifts. Exact schedule is somewhat flexible and negotiable, but Nov. 29 shift is firm. Your willingness to come to El Cerrito for a quick interview is a plus. $8/hr. Approx. 15 hrs. per week.

Initially I thought, "Sure, why not?" I'll dye my hair/beard white and really get into the gig, but then I read a certain line over again:

Can you maintain your cheeriness while passing out candy canes for 2-3 hours at a time wearing a Santa Claus suit?

Not for $8/hr.
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Boy Am I a Hoser

Well, I've waited until the 13th hour again...the unemployment checks have dried up and now I've got no job, no money, and no prospects.

I can honestly say that I haven't been this scared since I found out you can get herpes even if you wear a condom (on account of the ball slappage).
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